Following her critically acclaimed 2016 sell-out international tour, The Kardashians Made Me Do It, Shazia's new show is about lies, lies and more lies; the truth is so 1980s. Lies, truth, nudity and the periodic table: these things hold the key to the future. What do you wear? Where do you go? And will they let you in? You can do what you like, just don't wear more than dental floss on a French beach.

'Provoking laughter and large intakes of breath' **** (Telegraph).